Step Behind The Stage

Vampires Rock Ghost Train

Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage - 08/02/24
Review by Daniel Marshall

Vampires Rock Ghost Train is the twisted brainchild of musical mastermind Steve Steinman. A jukebox production intertwining classic rock hits with some of Steinman’s original music to create a show that will live long in the memory. Steinman, who played the lead Baron Von Rockula, described the show as “more pantomime than musical”, poking fun at the silly nature of the show. Whilst the comment was somewhat tongue-in-cheek, it really does undersell a show that combines so many loveable aspects of theatre to create a production that will have you in fits of laughter from start to finish.

Whilst Ghost Train may be somewhat “raw” for a classical theatre lover, it combines the musical brilliance of the West End, the quick-witted nature of a comedy and the audience interaction of a pantomime to create a show that feels a pioneer in its own genre. Think Rock of Ages combined with Rocky Horror combined with Dick Whittington and you are about halfway to understanding the brilliant madness of Vampires Rock.

The show is written in such a hilariously self-aware way that it never takes itself too seriously, allowing cast members to ad-lib throughout, adding to the comedic brilliance of the night. Jokes about Stevenage, loud laughter within the audience and more music-themed puns than you could count meant this really was one of the funniest shows I have had the pleasure of seeing live.

Despite poking fun at itself several times throughout the evening, Vampires Rock Ghost Train is no half-hearted production. The set makes you feel as though you really are observing a haunted ghost train. This, paired with fantastic looking costumes and enough pyro to fuel a Rammstein concert, made the show feel a true epic.

The musicality of this show is also top tier, combining a live band who would look well at home in any of the country’s big arenas with a cast of singer-actors who together brought this larger than life show to life. This breathed a whole new energy into classic songs that have been heard all over the world.

A real standout vocal performance came from the legendary Lorraine Crosby as The Vampire Queen, and her stunning rendition of Heart’s ‘Alone’. The notes being hit throughout the song were mind-blowing. This was just one of many stellar performances on the night. Steinman has perfected the role of Baron Von Rockula, whilst the comedic brilliance of John Evans shone through the role of Bosley. Trixabelle Bold and Tanyth Roberts perfectly captured the twisted brilliance of the Vampirettes. Claire Zamore’s performance as Roxy Honey-Box was as impressive as it was hilarious, with her nailing the ironic innocence of Roxy in a production that is not ashamed to ride close to the edge.

As the encore performance came to an end, teasing Steinman’s upcoming musical Eternal Love, there was a real buzz around the room. This performance was everything you want theatre to be, a blissful escapism that has you gripped from start to finish. I left the theatre with aching ribs from laughing so hard and would do it all again in a heartbeat.


Cast on the Night:

Steve Steinman – Baron Von Rockula
Lorraine Crosby – The Vampire Queen
John Evans – Bosley the Janitor
Claire Zamore – Roxy Honey-Box
Trixabelle Bold – Vampirette
Tanyth Roberts – Vampirette

Dan Stevens – Lead & Rhythm Guitar
Jamie Hiscox – Lead Guitar
Joe Brierley – Bass Guitar
Chris Barber – Drums
Harry Garbutt – Piano & Keyboards

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